I have a habit of picking up leaflets of official information, I just find it irresistible. Paranoia drives me to assure myself against all unknown events and forces such that I will always be able to cope.
So I picked up this MOT leaflet while at a dealer garage. The main thrust was that it claims that you can now tax/SORN/whatever over the internet. Then there are also good (patronising) advice to the common man and his dog.
Examples:
"The MOT test: The MOT test checks that your vehicle complies with minimum standards required for lawful use on the road."
- "Passing the MOT test does not mean that your vehicle will remain safe for the following 12 month." (amazing!)
- "All vehicles need proper and regular servicing irrespective of the MOT test." (amazing!)
"What if you disagree with the test result: Discuss it with the MOT test station if possible." (amazing that you can do that!)
And a final pearl of profound wisdom printed in bold letters at the end:
"DO NOT CARRY OUT REPAIRS TO THE VEHICLE."