Now that you have gotten honest
information on your first car,
( and shown a rudeness and hypersensitivity
that one hopes is a function of your age
and not your innate personality, as well as
a boring conformity in car
choices that suggests a lack of imagination ),
perhaps you can return the favor and
tell us about your first girl.
( How old was she, what did she look like,
boink location, boink skills, boink difficulties,
types and quantities of consciousness modifiers etc. )
Thanks in advance.