You have to explain in more detail what you have done so far.
1) Is there any gas in the tank?
2) Is the battery OK?
3) Did you turn the key to start?
I could go on and on...
God Loves Blondes Anyway
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust
and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides
to ask God for help.
She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if
I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let
me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays.
"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and
my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I
have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE let me win the lotto just
this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The
blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with me on this...Buy a ticket!!!"
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