The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After
takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling
in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
good, I'd really like one,too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat
When the Marine returned, they a ll sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!