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14 years ago

Sat, Apr 25, 2009 4:12 PM

Just when you start to think that car programs couldn't get any worse, up pops this stinking pile of s**te. OK it did come with a health warning "Warning, contains Jason 'Gobshite' Dawes" the fat stupid bastard sacked from Top Gear for being fat and stupid. And here he is turning another golden opportunity into complete and utter dross.

First car, a Ford Torino. Oh please, no. Next up a 1959 Cadillac. What a pile of toss.

How much would it cost to put a contract on this greasy fat stupid bastard? 10p? If someone could bump off Penny Mallory on the same ticket I'd be a happy man. I see on her wesite she's portrayed as "a motivational speaker". Well she motivates me, to gagging nausea.

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14 years ago

Sat, Apr 25, 2009 4:25 PM

%steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

Have you considered just not watching it?

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posted
14 years ago

Sat, Apr 25, 2009 4:36 PM

Where's the fun in that?

He's currently recommending the bloody Allegro. Die, die, die, Dawes.

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14 years ago

Sat, Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM

I'll throw another 10p in for Dawes, and a good few quid for Mallory!

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14 years ago

Sat, Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM

Dawes is probably worth more as lard than he is alive.

The Cadillac owner turned out to be typical of the breed. Gut hanging down to his knees, turn-ups on his jeans just visible in the shade of said gut. I did laugh when he described a '59 Caddy as "streamlined".