Ew! I feel all dirty...

Jan 20, 2007 36 Replies

They're a strange company - the Classic Type R looks fantastic, but then they roll out the Viewt, Le-Seyde and those pensioner chariots.

Strangely, I quite like the Galue and Galue II.

Even the Ray looks better than the Viewt.

the spelling of the different models looks like a 4 year old ate all the scrabble letters and puked a few out! mind you the cars look like a 4 year old ate all his lego bricks and puked some out and built a car with the pieces

and jag wouldn't be the only people giving you a slap when they saw it

Funny, I thought you'd come up with the model names.... no, couldn't have been you, 'cos they have capital letters in them ;-)

I love the convoy 88, to drive down to my car, but it would beed a dummy smoke stack and a roof mounted set of air horns with a chain pull.

and i bet i could of come up with better names too, mis-spelt mind but better. although the designs could have been me with a crayon after a pissed night out.... nope doubt that too actually i reckon i've pulled better car designs outta my butt! probably a similar method to how alfa designed the 75 but that's going slightly away from the main topic...

Nah, this is what Alfa used to design the 75:

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Mine was inspired by this:

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LMAO steve's funniest post ever! (well apart from the ones showing pics of cars he likes)

"We are happy. It's not logic" Best sales slogan, evah.

I actually quite like the Le-Seyde. Would need to get it resprayed black and get some proper huge old- fashioned wire wheels on it.

And actually, as a convertible it looks pretty damned good. Apparently based on a S13 200SX, so could be made to go pretty quick if you wanted.

Infact I really like it.

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Mind you I love the style of car it was designed to mimic

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OK, so it is a parody, but a very good one.

The 1930s/ 40s stuff is gorgeous though. The Le Seyde looks liek a bad kit car.

It is a bad kit car. But I like to think of it as 40's inspired, like the bat mobile and Dick Tracey's car. Or something Wacky races. And with a 2 litre turbo spinning the rear wheels it would be pretty cool.

it looks ok, defo needs old skool wire wheels and don't forget the white walled tyres! how much are they anyway and where the hell would you get one? i LOVE the 30's and 40's stuff. i'd want a pinstripe suite (with hat) 2 tone shoes and a tommy gun with it though :)

modern inspired stuff is nice but £££'s like the Morgan aero 8 and the nice looking Wiesmann

D'oh

although good camo when wearing my pinstrip suit lol

"Convoy 88. It delivers the feeling of being stoked to you as the Santa Claus does." Looks like whatever they were smoking when they designed it lasted long enough for them to do the slogan too. I want some.

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