Ferrari F1 Team fires pit crew!!!

Breaking news: Ferrari sacks entire pit crew ============================================

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme by employing some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

More than they bargained for:

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However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session where the youngsters were given their first chance to impress the team bosses.

Not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

Luca Montezemolo, president of Ferrari, was unavailable for comment at the close of the session and was believed to be in heavy negotiation with McLaren for the return of the car.

Reply to
Conor
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Bloody hell Conor, that's even older than you are!!

Reply to
Brimstone

Look on the bright side. It's one of my less offensive posts.

Reply to
Conor

it's still a shit joke.

a man walks into his doctors surgery with a cucumber up one nostril, a banana in his left ear and a carrot in his right ear.

he ask's the doctor 'what's wrong with me' ?

the doctor replies:

. . . . . . . . . . . . you're not eating properly.

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.

Old Fred, 89, goes to his doctors and tells him that he's lined himself up for a date with a hot young thing (76) that night and he wants some Viagra so that he can rise to the occasion.

The doctor is very reluctant, point out that Fred could give himself a heart-attack or do his back or any one of a number of other things, but Fred begs to be allowed to go with a bang and, eventually, the doctor relents.

The next morning Fred is back in the surgery, moaning in agony and begging the doctor for some pain-killers.

"Well, I did warn you" scolds the doctor. "Are they for your back?"

"No" says Fred, "They're for my wrist - the rotten bitch stood me up".

Reply to
Andrewr At Work

Aye, let's be thankful for that. Actually I've not seen that piece before, but it's brightened my day up somewhat, for which I'm grateful.

BTW, making any progress on the jobs front Conor?

Best wishes all, Dave.

Reply to
David Knowles

Me too....very funny :)

McKev

Reply to
Kev

Getting a couple of days a week in now which is quite good for this time of year.

Reply to
Conor

Oh good, I'm glad to hear that - things ticking over reasonably then. Still giving your fellow road users hell, but on a part time basis. :-)

Best wishes all, Dave.

Reply to
David Knowles

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