Paging Lordy

Topgear says so.

You should know.

Should I? I'd have thought gays being gay was common knowledge anyway.

Well, he's (apparently) going to steal all my cars, then use them to tow my house away, then he's going to burn it down.

Bring it on..... I reckon he couldn't even pronounce where I live, let alone find it.

Heh.

That's 'cause your from the land where men are odd and sheep are nervous.

Yes but the women are all big titted, and some of them even remember to shave occasionally!.

-- JackH

That's not shaving, that's shearing. Get some glasses....

Pah! can't even get that right:

'The men are men and the sheep are slightly apprehensive'

Have I walked into UKRM by mistake ?

The 202 goes from Uxbridge to Ruislip

Hehe, absolutely classic, seriously :)

You go out of your way to make a new thread to give me that challenge, and then get all uppitty when it blows up in your face.

If there's one thing you never fail to do, it's that you never fail to provide optimum entertainment. Mr H., I salute you !

Dude, seriously - lighten up a little. Who cares where the f*ck he lives as long as it's many miles away. This is Usenet, everything on here is just pure simple entertainment.

Even joking about damage to people's property because of a bit of meaningless riling between people who don't even know each other is

Working, strangely enough.

In news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com, BORG wrote something quite bizarre, possibly in an effort to confuddle the world. It went like so;

Nah, UKRM is funnier than this, and has Nigel.

Hehe, what did I say about backpedalling... :)))

Lordy, nip over there and change the record. There's a good lad.

I'm waiting for the old standard about stacking shelves... you *know* he wants to post it.

Come on, Lordy, don't disappoint your public.

If I knew what a 'remanent' was, I might give it a go. Oh sorry, that was another 'irony', wasn't it.

Soz lad, not my record player. Didn't start it but I'm sure as hell enjoying it :)