5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
>They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of >stairs.
The last time I read one of your posts with a mouth full of mouthwash. I now have a pair of minty fresh monitors.
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
>Paint three stripes on it.
Can't say I get that one?
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So it looks like a certain brand of sports clothing sold as Chav heaven JJB.
ok then, how do you get 100 chavs into a mondeo? paint three stripes on it
Always funny seeing a car with a big chuffing strip over the passenger side....
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could be wrong but..thre stripes...as in the addidas "three stripes"
perhaps..paint it burberry would have been better :o)
It's tempting to list a tin of 'Burberry paint' on Ebay.
My van reg number ends in JJB - maybe I should try and flog it to a chav :-)
Peter
-- "Diamonds are what I really need - think I'll rob a store, escape the law, and live in Italy. Lately, my luck has been so bad, you know the roulette wheel, it's a crooked deal, I'm losing all I had."
Bindun.
My favourite was DeathBoy's (musical notgoffick type) "Chavalamp" burberry lava lamp image.
Richard
See if you can sell it to the chairman.
lava lamp image.
lol
i've always wondered if a chav know there a chav?
Stupid people tend to not know that they are stupid....
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