hi guys,
sorry I haven't been around for a little while - but I've been having a few troubles, involving a modified leyland ambulance which are explained below:
she had spinners on the wheels, looked really ideal the salesman tell me she got sex appeal
sure enough, I got jiggy in the back the girl even let me see her rack
9 months on and I got a little nipper I thought we only did it up the sh*tter
but she says it's mine the CSA given me a muthaf*ckin fine
I want her to check out its DNA If the kid ain't mine I don't want to pay
I'm off to tinker on the Alfa now... donations gratefully accepted.
The Manby Ace