The joys of student life

May 08, 2008 18 Replies

I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in piss stains...


My bird reckons it's coffee or coke stains. I now feel slightly less nauseous.

Bloomin nasty Doki. Methinks she may be lying to you to make you feel better lol.

Posh bastard! When I were a student, we were lucky if we got to see a picture of a bathroom sink, let alone use one!

`just be grateful it's not poo. Or as I found ours at one time, full of sick because some k*****ad had thrown up and left the plug in place.

No, it's urine. Why would someone pour perfectly good coke or coffee down the bathroom sink?

I never saw piss stain a sink before

Our local starbucks has trough style handbasins in the toilets, have seen people mistaking them for the urinal more than once. I'd take a picture but I think you can get arrested for that.

I've mistaken a bidet for a toilet in the past..

Mike P

Luxury! When I was a student we'd have been glad of a piss-stained sink!

Heh, I remember our student house, the guy who lived under the stairs (yes really, a tiny room had been converted into a bedroom) came home one day to find pissy, s***ty water streaking down on of his walls. The toilet soil-pipe had cracked and leaked down through the floorboards...

Our shower cubicle had been built into the cupboard/pantry under the stairs, it sat next to the electric meter and fuseboard.

"Oh look, two loos, that's quaint."

A mate did that for a while after he ran out of money to pay rent.

And in other tales of grimness, one of my bird's friends pulled a guy. She woke up in the morning and found that he'd been for a s*it and wiped his arse on one of her t-shirts. And then she found the s*it in one of her shoes...

Washing a mug out to have a drink of water. I think it's bad enough that it's concievable that someone would piss in the sink and not rinse it...

Oh dear, and I thought that I'd seen the grimmer side of life at Uni. Obviously I didn't.

I can't remember doing that. Can't remember anything much after the night I had 4 pints of rum coke with 8 shots to the pint.

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