The Reports of my............

Get down there and have a sniff. It might not be :-)

Mike

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If you are sure it is JD. take one ice cube. crush cube in hand and sprinkle over the stain.

Then allow to rest for 30 secs, then take one straw :)

Well it would be a shame to waste such fine sipping whisky.

My pathetic lil' hands couldn't crush an ice cube :(

-- Chet

And here's another stain removal tip - if you spill white wine on a light coloured carpet, just pour red wine on it :-)

Peter

itws not shazke and s vac ##

wicked

bu that was JD ;-)

Matt

P.S. That was a joke ;-)_

Yeah, in your dreams, a sniff of a ginger beer would get a moron like you intoxicated Matt those stains are just from your wet dreams of a patheticVauxhall Corsa.

Nah not on the kitched floor, s**te nylon type carpet tiles mate, carpet burns are naaaarrsty.

piss off with your cross posting bullshit

Removing JD stains from carpet is tricky, very tricky....(student voice of experience).

I found the best way, is to drink more JD, it doesn't remove the stains, but you won't care :)

-- Dan

Oh look, fresh meat. LOL. This should fun. Please bring suitable barbed blunt instruments. They can be provided but there will be a charge. :)

I'm blooding the hounds as we speak ;-)

/lights cigar/

This could be fun. Hold on, let me get my Muppet Detector.

Beep . . . . . beep . . . . beep.

Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Aw, man, left@fpuv has blown my Muppet Detector again!

Umm, just see my reply to your post in the other thread why don't you?

Detector.

What the hell is a muppet in this context?! I've seen the term used often on Scoobynet, but never knew what it meant. I assume it's not complimentary ;o)

-- Matthew

Muppet = Idiot.

:)

The Muffin Man

muppet = kev