Tosser Central

There's a location not far from where I work where every single car in a very large company car park is some variant of BMW.

Surely that has to be the company with the biggest proportion of tossers working for it in the whole of the UK?

Reply to
Steve Firth
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Nah, a car park full of Audis tops that.

Reply to
Conor

Hehehe, that's my work.

Well, there's a few Transit Connects, Transits and an Iveco 7.5 tonner too.

Reply to
Douglas Payne

And a car park with a Prius tops even that...

Reply to
Pete M

%steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

Bracknell, by any chance?

Reply to
Adrian

No, it's in Hampshire but not far from Bracknell. Just across the road from the head offices of the employer of our mutual acquaintance. You guessed right about the reason that all the cars are BMWs though.

Reply to
Steve Firth

Well if YOU work harder you might be able to afford one (or two) one day. Jealousy is a terrible thing! The new "tosser car" is an AUDI anyway, it has been for a year or two. All the chavs, drug dealers and skinheads seem to drive them.

Reply to
John Veldman

The Prius is the sort of car somewhere like ALDI would give as a company car to a store manager!

Reply to
John Veldman

I can perfectly well afford a BMW. Indeed just about anyone can aford one since they are the favourite council-house car. I simply refuse to have one. The build quality of BMWs is a disgrace, the "leather" looks and feels like Naugahide, the exterior design was by someone whose guide dog had just died and they still use hardboard in the boot.

Ah well, that's one BMW owner flushed out of the woodwork. I've never been jealous of the owners of Bavarian Mist-Wagens. I pity them.

Reply to
Steve Firth

Is it a BMW dealership?

I've had 3 cars tailgate me on a short hop along the M27 today, all of which were BMW 535d's. Talk about living up to the stereotype!

Reply to
Carl Gibbs

Is it possible that they're all company cars?

Anyway, you've proven on more than one occasion that it's not only BMW owners whom are tossers. Considering the shit cars that you own I can't help feeling that there's a touch of jealousy in your post.

P.S. I don't own a BMW.

Reply to
Colin

Or a set of balls.

Reply to
Steve Firth

That's reasonably common. An office I've recently visited had two clear parts of the car park. Two thirds consisted of black, white or silver, four cylinder BMWs of the 1, 3 or 5 series. The other part had all the "riff raff" cars.

No, I think I know where that is...

Reply to
DervMan

Not all BMWs, but apart from I think 2, our company car park is almost exclusively shades of silver. One of the non silver ones if a dark pearlescent grey.

Wonder what that says.

Reply to
Elder

I do so love sticking my filthy old merc in between the BMW, the other BMW, behind the BMW and opposite the BMW in your works car park.

To be honest though, I quite like BMWs, but the best ones have Alpina on the badge...

Reply to
Tim S Kemp

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