I had a 56 plate Corsa 1.2 SXi while the Zafira was being serviced...
My God what a piece of crap. It needed to be thrashed to go anywhere except in first, which was so short it was ridiculous. Handling was what you'd expect for that kind of car.
Speedwise, it was doing 5k rpm at about 90mph...
At least it had the garage name plastered all over it, so people didn't think it was mine :)