"dwight" wrote : >
: > Oh but FOR THE RECORD I may be crankly at times but I am NOT a troll. : > Been hanging out at this joint for years kid. Now shaddap and buy me a : > cuppa : > coffee. : >
: > Kate : : You nailed it, Cameron. Kate's a Jeep-drivin' interloper, who's been : trolling this newsgroup for years. Even claims to have once had a Cobra, but : traded it in for her "superior" Jeep. : : Folks have been trying to chase her away for a long time. : : dwight
Awww c'mon de-wight!
If I left, you'd miss me. Admit it. I am a shameless woman with a dirty nasty little Jeep out in the garage. Food for thought:
Top 10 clues that you might be a JEEPER
- A new dent in the sheetmetal actually straightened out a few other dents, or you reckon it adds character.
- You know a minimum of three 1-800 numbers to aftermarket off-road businesses by heart.
- You are on a first-name basis with the guys at every local auto parts store.
- You want to take things apart and rebuild them,even if they are not broken.
- You have the monetary equivalent of a mercedes sedan invested, but your vehicle still looks like crap.
- You consider starting a vehicle five times in any given minute a routine procedure.
- You own a vehicle that weighs 1000 pounds more than when it came off the assembly line.
- You look for Jeeps in movies and tv shows and try to identify the model and date of manufacture.
- You are the type of person who immediately goes "postal" if you sit in a highway traffic jam for more than five minutes, yet you can spend six hours driving a total of one and a half miles and consider it a form of relaxation.
- You understand a Jeep is a way of life, not just a means of transportation.
Hmm.... makes you kinda scratch your head, sounds just like a Mustang owner too except for teh dent part. See, it's not so different after all LOL
BUT Jeep Chicks Rule! ;¬D
KJK