OT: But the boys should get a kick out of it

That was funny!

Hahahahahahaha... I gotta do that next time I see a chick in a bikini..

-Mike

-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch

That´s a lot more fun as the old joke where you would tell a guy (or girl, but no sex afterwards) that you would give them 25 whatever currency if you can break 3 eggs on their head.... And stop after 2....

Michel

LOL! That's kind of like the Tennessee three kick rule I bet!

Kate

| > -Mike | >

| > -- | > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT | > Cold air intake | > FRPP 3.73 gears | > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter | > Full Boar turbo mufflers | > Hi-speed fan switch | > 255/60R-15 rear tires | > Subframe connectors | >

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| > > Since so many of you fellas in here claim to be getting older I thought | > you | > > could learn something from this guy. | > >

| > > Kate | > >

| > > ----------------------------------- | > > An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a | > bikini - | > > "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. | > >

| > > "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. | > >

| > > "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says. | > >

| > > "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" | > >

| > > "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he | > > stated. | > >

| > > "NO! Get away from me!" | > >

| > > "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered. | > >

| > > She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says, "I | > said | > > NO!" | > >

| > > "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed. | > >

| > > She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS | a | > > lot of money... "Well, OK... but only for a minute." | > >

| > > She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the | > beach, | > > he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started | saying, | > > "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them. | > >

| > > Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh | > my | > > god'?" | > >

| > > While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY | > GOD... | > > OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred | > dollars?" | > >

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