Repoman

Sep 01, 2004 44 Replies

Then you simply are not drinking enough.

Kate

| > | > > Late last night I was flipping channels and ran across this show where | > repo | > | > > guys let a camer ride along. | > | > > Two of the first three or four cars taken were Mustangs. | > | >

| > | > I guess this means that all the Cambirds are paid off. | > | | > | No, it means the lienholders would rather give them away than be | > | forced to resell. | > | | > | You know. Like waking up with a hangover next to a fat ugly hooker, | > | who wants to do you again but for free. | > | | > | CobraJet | > | | > | >

| > | > 180 Out | > | > TS 28 | > | | > | -- | > | CobraJet | > | Thunder Snake #1 | >

| >

| | -- | CobraJet | Thunder Snake #1

Well, the drinking hours in AZ have been extended, and the holiday weekend is coming up....

Then your mission, should you accept it, is to go out and find yourself a coupte ugly woman. The only way we will know for sure that you have accomplished this mission is when you tell us that you are missing an arm.

Kate

| > Kate | >

| > | > | > > Late last night I was flipping channels and ran across this show | > where | > | > repo | > | > | > > guys let a camer ride along. | > | > | > > Two of the first three or four cars taken were Mustangs. | > | > | >

| > | > | > I guess this means that all the Cambirds are paid off. | > | > | | > | > | No, it means the lienholders would rather give them away than be | > | > | forced to resell. | > | > | | > | > | You know. Like waking up with a hangover next to a fat ugly hooker, | > | > | who wants to do you again but for free. | > | > | | > | > | CobraJet | > | > | | > | > | >

| > | > | > 180 Out | > | > | > TS 28 | > | > | | > | > | -- | > | > | CobraJet | > | > | Thunder Snake #1 | > | >

| > | >

| > | | > | -- | > | CobraJet | > | Thunder Snake #1 | >

| >

| | -- | CobraJet | Thunder Snake #1

S*it. And me without a chain saw. Guess I'll have to use a rusty boxcutter.

Are you positive it's not "God herself?"

Al

CJ's idea of a perfect 10 is two 2's and a six pack:)

Al

If God was female, then women would be able to drive without a cell phone screwed into their brains.

C'mon; gimme some credit. You know hard it is to find 1 liter bottles of Jack Daniel's in a 6-pack?

CobraJet

... and men would be able to drive with both hands on the wheel instead of one on their crotch. Cmon now.. you KNOW men are as bad as women when it comes to the cell phone thing.

Kate

| > > > Damn, all I can say is, kill em all, and let God sort em out! | > >

| > > If you do it right, God hisself shouldn't be able to identify the | > > remains. | > >

| > > >

| >

| > Are you positive it's not "God herself?" | >

| > Al | >

| >

| | If God was female, then women would be able to drive without a cell | phone screwed into their brains. | | -- | CobraJet | Thunder Snake #1

uhhh.. that was SUPPOSED to be Coyote ugly"

urgh....

| | > Kate | | >

180 | Out | | > | > | wrote: | | > | > | | | > | > | > "SVTKate" wrote | | > | > | >

| | > | > | > > Late last night I was flipping channels and ran across this | show | | > where | | > | > repo | | > | > | > > guys let a camer ride along. | | > | > | > > Two of the first three or four cars taken were Mustangs. | | > | > | >

| | > | > | > I guess this means that all the Cambirds are paid off. | | > | > | | | > | > | No, it means the lienholders would rather give them away than | be | | > | > | forced to resell. | | > | > | | | > | > | You know. Like waking up with a hangover next to a fat ugly | hooker, | | > | > | who wants to do you again but for free. | | > | > | | | > | > | CobraJet | | > | > | | | > | > | >

| | > | > | > 180 Out | | > | > | > TS 28 | | > | > | | | > | > | -- | | > | > | CobraJet | | > | > | Thunder Snake #1 | | > | >

| | > | >

| | > | | | > | -- | | > | CobraJet | | > | Thunder Snake #1 | | >

| | >

| | | | -- | | CobraJet | | Thunder Snake #1 | |

Gawd CJ, do I have to teach you everything?

Coyote ugly requires you CHEW the arm off rather than wake her up.

Kate

| > Kate | >

| > | > Kate | > | >

180 | > Out | > | > | > | wrote: | > | > | > | | > | > | > | > "SVTKate" wrote | > | > | > | >

| > | > | > | > > Late last night I was flipping channels and ran across this | > show | > | > where | > | > | > repo | > | > | > | > > guys let a camer ride along. | > | > | > | > > Two of the first three or four cars taken were Mustangs. | > | > | > | >

| > | > | > | > I guess this means that all the Cambirds are paid off. | > | > | > | | > | > | > | No, it means the lienholders would rather give them away than | > be | > | > | > | forced to resell. | > | > | > | | > | > | > | You know. Like waking up with a hangover next to a fat ugly | > hooker, | > | > | > | who wants to do you again but for free. | > | > | > | | > | > | > | CobraJet | > | > | > | | > | > | > | >

| > | > | > | > 180 Out | > | > | > | > TS 28 | > | > | > | | > | > | > | -- | > | > | > | CobraJet | > | > | > | Thunder Snake #1 | > | > | >

| > | > | >

| > | > | | > | > | -- | > | > | CobraJet | > | > | Thunder Snake #1 | > | >

| > | >

| > | | > | -- | > | CobraJet | > | Thunder Snake #1 | >

| >

| | -- | CobraJet | Thunder Snake #1

he can't add that high.

;¬D

Kate

| > > Then your mission, should you accept it, is to go out and find yourself | a | > > coupte ugly woman. | > > The only way we will know for sure that you have accomplished this | mission | > > is when you tell us that you are missing an arm. | >

| | CJ's idea of a perfect 10 is two 2's and a six pack:) | | Al | |

Low blow, Kate.. lol

-Mike

-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch

255/60R-15 rear tires

And then there's Oooogly . . . which is ugly squared!

(ugly)^2

It was just for CJ...

Now hold on, are you jsaying I just.... CJ....???!!! Naw, you wouldn't imply a thing like that LOL!

| > Kate | >

| > | > > > Damn, all I can say is, kill em all, and let God sort em out! | > | > >

| > | > > If you do it right, God hisself shouldn't be able to identify the | > | > > remains. | > | > >

| > | > > >

| > | >

| > | > Are you positive it's not "God herself?" | > | >

| > | > Al | > | >

| > | >

| > | | > | If God was female, then women would be able to drive without a cell | > | phone screwed into their brains. | > | | > | -- | > | CobraJet | > | Thunder Snake #1 | >

| >

| |

Don't you figure it would my style to snap the bitch out of slumber with a chain saw and a hockey mask?

And I thought you knew me better.....

Huh? Did someone say "high", man? I'm hip, man, pass it over.

See what happens when you're one sixer ahead of me?

Don't chug and type at the same time. Makes you hard to understand.

I see Roseanne in a G-string

You can always practice on a 22-oz bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale. That's give you the right idea.

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