As of today we have put Mr. Eaton on notice that his services will no longer be needed. While it has been an extreme pleasure working with Mr. Eaton, his capabilities and interests no longer match the mission and needs of this organization. Mr. Eaton has provided significant and important services to this group and made every effort imaginable, including volunteering to submit to invasive surgical procedures, in order to continue his engagement with us. We are proud to know such a stalwart, reliable, and easy to work with individual.
However, even such a dramatic process does not appear to be a satisfactory alternative at this time. Thus, it is with much sadness that the management has decided to separate Mr. Eaton from our business and our family. We wish him well in whatever he chooses to do in the furture and are supremely confident that he will excel and be a tremendous asset for some other lucky organization.
Management has studied this issue quite thoroughly and has been attempting to find a suitable replacement for Mr. Eaton. A person characterized by superb work ethic and strength and that is capable of meeting our ongoiing and growing demands. A person with which to form a partnership that will carry all of us into a bright future.
Many fine and exciting and highly qualified candidates applied and were considered and the interview process is now completed. The management staff is proud to announce that a selection has been made and negotiations are nearing completion for bringing this person into our family. We think you will find this individual is exactly what we need to maintain our high standards and will easily meet all of our current and future expectations.
We would like everyone to welcome Ms. Blowzilla 2200 to our company. Please, make her feel at home and welcome when you meet her.
And keep up the good work! You should all be proud of the work you do to keep this organization in motion!
Thank you very much.
Dan Project Manager P49Y Mustang