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Here's my solution (OT)

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful, willing to work and cheaper than buying gas.

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Pat Drnec
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Reply to
karinhall

Hmmmph!

Seems that *your* illegal aliens work cheaper than do *our* illegals!

JT

Reply to
Grumpy AuContraire

I was emailed a proposal That FL & TX could work together on solving some serious problems. Florida could relocate their excess crocodiles & alligators to the Rio Grande river where they could perform a useful function. The so-called Limbaugh Laws do make much sense: treat Mexican nationals roosting here exactly the same way that American-born residents are treated in Mexico.

-- Barry'd in Studes

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Barry

Last night on Leno someone suggested that since George Bush wanted to invite mexican to come here to do jobs that americans could or would not do. So how about one of them to be president of the U.S.A. Bush said that we could not deport 15 million mexicans. Look at Mexico ,they did. Robert Kapteyn

Reply to
Robert Kapteyn

Yes, it's called reciprocity...

JT

(As a CHL holder, I know well what it means)

Barry wrote:

Reply to
Grumpy AuContraire

...and that's the number the guv'ment will admit to. In reality, it's probably closer to 35 million...

JT

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Grumpy AuContraire

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