Non-functioning hood scoop on non-turbo Outback, RS and Legacy

To provide air drag to push the air up and over the wipers so they don't skip on the windshield at speeds over 126 mph. However, that can't be tested because the max speed for the vehicle is 123 mph.

That's where the radar detector is hidden. Got tired of the tissue box cover on the dash. They're illegal in my state.

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It's for a pop-up television option that I didn't get, but they installed it backwards.

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It looks like I'm moving too fast since I can see the road so close to me down the hood which makes me nervous, so it obtructs the view. I feel more comfortable when I don't know things.

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What, you don't buy from spam e-mail on how to make your dongle bigger? That's my car's dongle. My hood's bigger than yours.

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I used to have a bigger engine with a supercharger but can't afford it anymore with the high gas prices, and I needed something to cover the hole in the hood.

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What, you don't like bulging vehicles with totally useless crap tacked on? I suppose you don't like this bulbous wrap-around fender, either. (Say the rest as energetic as you can.) I like to pretend it's a Transformer car, ready to unfold at any moment into a full-sized armored military Hummer with Avenger turrent complete with 8 stinger missile launcher and a 50 caliber machine gun. I press 3 times what looks like the cigar lighter to transform and then I go mowing down a mob of terrorists that are wearing George Bush face masks while ... DING DING DING ... Excuse me, time for my meds.

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The cops gave up trying to get close enough to use an EMP to stop the cars that they were chasing. Instead they're getting the car makers to put a shaped explosive charge above the engine to blow a hole in it to stop the evaders.

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It's where the GPS is stored.

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It pops up for the ceiling hook so I can do my own undercarriage service. I couldn't afford a hydraulic floor lift.

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