I work at a Auto Parts store and one of our regular customers calls up and states:
"You sold me the wrong spark plugs. I need electronic ones."
Electronic ones I said?
Yeah this Ford has electronic plugs.
Do you mean platinum plugs I asked?
No, he says. These plugs have a wire & a push type plug going to them.
Oh do you mean the coil pack I ask?
Coil pack? he asks. These aren't the spark plugs?
No I said. Those are individual coil packs. I promise you if you take them off a spark plug will be underneath.
I hung up the phone and told my co-workers what he did.. We got a good laugh.
Now the next time he messes with me about me doing my job I'm just going to laugh and say "electronic spark plugs?" :)
Chas