A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s*it, it takes all morning."
Good one, Cathy!
It reminds me of the two cannibals who meet on a jungle path. One says "hey, remember how you told me to cook the clergyman I caught? Well, let me tell you, he was the toughest man I ever ate! Just terrible!" The other replies "Uh oh! Tell me, did he wear a black suit with a white collar around his neck, or did he wear brown robes, a rope around his waist, and a bald spot on his head?" "Why, he wore a black suit with a white collar." "That's the trouble....I'm sorry, I gave you the recipe for a friar!"
Groan... ;-)
Cathy
Now *that* made me LOL. :)
Too true.
Two cannibals were eating a circus clown and one asked, "Does he taste funny?"
Two cannibals were eating a divorcee, and one asked, "Does she taste bitter?" ;)
mike
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