A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Good one, Cathy!
It reminds me of the two cannibals who meet on a jungle path. One says "hey, remember how you told me to cook the clergyman I caught? Well, let me tell you, he was the toughest man I ever ate! Just terrible!" The other replies "Uh oh! Tell me, did he wear a black suit with a white collar around his neck, or did he wear brown robes, a rope around his waist, and a bald spot on his head?" "Why, he wore a black suit with a white collar." "That's the trouble....I'm sorry, I gave you the recipe for a friar!"
Groan... ;-)
Cathy
Now *that* made me LOL. :)
Too true.
Two cannibals were eating a circus clown and one asked, "Does he taste funny?"
Two cannibals were eating a divorcee, and one asked, "Does she taste bitter?" ;)
mike
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