A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died."
After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do I have to do that?"
A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
:-)
Natalie
Oh well, my average is still better than the professional baseball player I hope.
And you don't even have to resort to performance enhancers... as far as we can tell. :-)
Oh hell ya - and you don't get a ridiculous salary
Natalie
Yeh...but even *with* the early spotting of the outcome, doesn't it provide a darling mental picture?!?...
"Gord Beaman" ...
EWWWWWWW
No
Natalie
IT DOES NAT!...it does indeed!...I can see it all now, hood up, breather cover tossed to the ground, lhe little wing nut that holds it on skittering into the grassy ditch...this skinny blonde with the short black skirt hiked alarmingly high (pink panties bunched around one ankle...her high spike heels awkwardly scrabblimg for leverage on various bunches of tubes and pipes...how's that for a start?... :)
God!...I kill me!...
You just had to go there, didn't you?
*fwap*Natalie
It was WORTH every bit of it...har har...oh God, my ribs!...
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