[OT] conversion -->joke<--

Nov 04, 2005 3 Replies
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Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted to be Jewish. As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge and go through the formal conversion process.



He studied Judaism all semester. Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete the conversion.



On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready to begin.



The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before I give you the test, I must discuss my fee. It's $5,000."



"$5,000!" exclaimed Chester, "That's a lot of money. How about $500?"



"Congratulations! You pass!" said the Rabbi.


It's hard to get anything by you these days. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the jokes and perhaps they provide a bit of amusement for the Liberals also. There must be a few out there who have a sense of humor.

Well, when you've been on the net as long as I have, you can pick up on patterns...

Natalie

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