{OT} hot -->joke<--

May 09, 2006 1 Replies
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April: Oh, come on. Please?



Ray: No. Leave me alone.



April. It won't take too long.



Ray: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.



April: I can't sleep without it.



Ray: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?



April: Because I'm HOT.



Ray: You get hot at the damndest times.



April: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you.



Ray: If you loved *me* you'd be more considerate.



April: You don't love me any more.



Ray: Yeah I do, but let's forget it for tonight.



April: (sob-sob)



Ray: (aaarrgh) Alright, I'll do it.



April: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?



Ray: I can't *find* it.



April: Oh, for God's sake, FEEL for it.



Ray: There. I got it. Satisfied?



April: Oh, God, yes!



Ray: Next time you want the window opened, do it yourself.


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