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New deal: Movie stars going through divorce have to pay 1/2 million bucks for every police car past the second one, and $5 million per helicopter. Doesn't matter if the escort takes one minute or an hour, or whether they're headed to the hospital or a celebrity roast.
Or, movie stars going through divorce must relocate to any town in Montana called "speed zone", where they can go through divorce like everyone else: Eating bad food, watching "Friends" re-runs, and drinking more beer than is considered a good idea on a nightly basis. Any stranger found carrying more than one piece of photographic equipment will be arrested.
I have spoken.