{OT} prognosis -->joke<--

May 22, 2006 0 Replies

"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his anxious = patient. "You only have six months to live."



The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. Regaining his = composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no medical = insurance. "I can't possibly pay you in that time."



"Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."


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