A boy asked his mother, "Mom, what is the difference between a liberal politician, a Conservative Democrat, a Republican or a right wing Republican?"
The mother replied.
"A Right Wing Republican takes a pointed stick. They tell you that they will take this stick and drive it right through you to get what they want."
"A Republican politician will tell you that because of the needs of the market, and to protect the economy, they will take this stick and drive it right through you to get what they want."
A Conservative Democrat will Explain why it is needed for the good of the nation to take this stick and drive it right through you to get what they want."
A Liberal politician will tell you that he or she is on your side. They will tell you they really care. Then and only then will they take this stick and drive it right through you to get what they want."
If you liked that, you'll probably love this ;-P :
Cheney, Briefly Assuming Bush's Duties, Says He Enjoyed The Downtime
President's Colon Procedure Offered Welcome Break From Grueling Vice-Presidential Schedule
Vice-President Dick Cheney, having briefly assumed President Bush's duties while the President underwent a routine colon procedure on Saturday, told reporters today that he "enjoyed the downtime immensely."
The two hours and fifteen minutes spent doing Bush's job were "incredibly relaxing," Mr. Cheney said, adding that they were a welcome relief from his exacting Vice-Presidential schedule.
Invoking the Twenty-fifth Amendment to the Constitution Saturday morning, Mr. Bush transferred to Mr. Cheney all of his presidential responsibilities, which meant that Mr. Cheney spent Saturday jogging, going to the gym, and hitting a ball for Mr. Bush's dog to retrieve.
In addition, Mr. Cheney called the nations of East Timor and Luxembourg "evil," stumbling briefly over the pronunciation of Luxembourg.
Finally, as Mr. Bush's colon procedure was winding down, Mr. Cheney made some remarks about the Japanese economy, mistakenly using the word "devaluation" instead of "deflation," sending the NIKKEI stock market into a tailspin.
All in all, Mr. Cheney said he emerged from his brief tenure as President rested and refreshed, ready to plunge back into his demanding Vice-Presidential workload.
As for the President, Mr. Bush's doctors pronounced his procedure a success, but said that they were having difficulty determining whether or not the President's anesthesia had fully worn off.
Mr. Bush's doctors indicated that when they asked the President the standard post-operative questions - such as, "What is the capital of the United States?" - Mr. Bush got only two out of five correct.
"Before the operation, he got three out of five right," one doctor said.
Elsewhere, a Mexican candy has been recalled after containing traces of lead, in a sign of Mexico's ongoing effort to compete with China's candy industry.
OOOOkay, marginally funny...I guess. Now, in the interest of fair play, let us see you, tak, provide some humour involving various potential Democrat presidential candidates. If you can do THAT, then, I will agree that you really do have a sense of humour.
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