Sorry, Mark...but I have a smile on my face...
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> The article's a spoof...I posted it half being a Wise-Ass, and half to
> point out what some people would do...
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> Read it again...
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> "Witnesses to the accident reacted quickly, pouring hot coffee, soup, and
> Hot Pocket filling on the badly chilled Bays. "Thank God for that woman
> with the Hot Pockets," remarks an anonymous passerby. "I don't know what
> would have happened without that tender flaky crust."
Those types of comments are something I would have said. That's why I took it as a legit article. Now I truly understand the crowd's reaction to War of the Worlds.
Not to change the subject but, they're looking into finding the radio station, that ran the water drinking contest whereby the young lady died from an overdose of water, guilty. And if Charles is reading this, I was just up at Thorn's Market Place in Northampton MA and picked up a .85 pound of active dry yeast for $3.21
Now I'm off to do some DAMAGE CONTROL.