Charles, do you really want to run out the remainder of your 3 billion seconds that way?
I don't know what kind of churches you attended, but I'm surprised you couldn't find conservative ones that weren't full of divorcees because conservative churchgoers get divorced a lot. I suppose Unitarian/Universalist churches aren't to your liking, but they too have lots of divorced people, only the congregations aren't very judgmental toward them.
Don't knock clubs and bars because the women there are honest about their motives, unlike single church women. And who cares about rejection when there are plenty of other women there or at other bars? Even I didn't get rejected 100% of the time, and I was sort, 80 lbs. overweight, wasn't the best dresser, and didn't exactly have a sparkling personality.