WD-40 on a squeaky belt??

I didn't say soak it in brake fluid anywhere did I .?? Geez . I went from a helpful post to causing the guy to need a paint job and possibly a new vehicle?? All because I bought a webtv.???

OH MY GOD...HE SAID BRAKE FLUID..... CALL THE FBI AND TRACE HIS ISP.....

Ethyl Glycol will also cause the paint to peel ( as would motor oil, WD40, transmission fluid,spermicide, McDonalds coffee, your wifes breath and gasoline) if you slosh it around in the wrong places enough. But I think the OP can figure out not to put too much of it on??? I guess you can attack my browser if you're that lame?? My skin is also kinda dark while you're at it. Oh and I don't speed up to red lights like the rest of the U. S. drivers seem to do.

Come on picasso. spermicide?

You know, you fly in the face of what the Democratic party is all about. You go to a gay parade and espouse its beauty, trying to show how "tolerant" you are to the crowd here, but allow someone to post from "webtv" and they're all idiots and losers. You, my man, are one predjudiced MF. Even if the foo s**ts, you don't need to step in it. Isn't that what TOLERANCE is all about?

picasso... if the foo s**ts?

Hell, you never hear about the 'Foo Bird'?...one shat on a tourist and a local admonished him "Don't for God's sake wipe it off!!"...it smelled so bad that the tourist said "Frig this" and wiped it off...whereupon he fell dead...Moral?..

.'if the Foo s**ts, wear it'

Which is essentially the same as kerosene. I think it pretty much correct to say "WD-40 is little more than kerosene."

sdb

One of my old High School buddies LOVED those damn jokes! What about Two Candied Mooks boil the sproth? Or Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Trids?

Must be a Yankee thing. Down South we said simple stuff like "Slow as Molasses" or "He's such a fool, bless his heart", or "he must not be from 'round here"

sorta like this?

Savannah River Bridge

A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready {fixing} to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."

Not bad...how about the two blondes sitting on their porch in the moonlight in California...one sez "I wonder which is closer, the moon or Miami?" other'n says "Well, duh!...can you see Miami?"

Or the blonde who got severly sunburned driving for hours in her convertible? Figured that since she was moving...

(supposedly, this is a true story...)

Or: One blonde is driving her convertible on a nice, sunny day, and sees another blonde on a sailboard in the middle of a wheat field. She stops the car, gets out, and yells to the blonde on the sailboard, "Ya know, it's dumb-asses like you that give ALL blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

There's an urban legend, supposedly true, that some people are actually stupid enough to believe "supposedly true" jokes.

Good thing I didn't say I believed it, but merely pointed out that it was supposedly true, eh?

Apparently they changed it just enough from actual kerosene so they could accurately say that it doesn't contain kerosene, then they added that fragrance to hide the kerosene-like smell.

It took them forty tries just to do that?