When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what they'll open up next... Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!!
OT I am a lucky dude!!!
Mar 07, 2005
10 Replies
How 'bout a friendly neighborhood pub? One should alway have at least a couple of those within walking distance..
J.
Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer
I'm thinking a nudie bar would be in order.
Or even better yet a KRISPY KREME!!
Distractions....
J.
mmmm.....cajun fillet biscuit with lotsof hot sauce.....mmmmm
Hooters! (just for the hot wings of course)
Neil (We're finally getting our first Hooters in Idaho! Yeah!)
You'll be living inside a strip mall in 5 years :)
Nope, strip mining, they'll excavate his whole neighborhood...
J.
...............Maybe they'll declare the shaggy homestead a toxic waste site from all weird food that's been prepared there. The government would then have to bring in backhoes and bulldozers to clear away EVERYTHING down to the subsoil and put in a well so that they can pump out the polluted water from that sink with the rotten dead pig.
timmy
42!
J.
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