Years back when I first had my 79 Rabbit I went to a local bar and parked next to an identical rabbit. When I came out, both cars were there, but all 4 of my hubcaps were gone. These were the small center dog dish type caps, not anything real desirable...anyway, I popped the locks on the car next to me with my trusty wire hanger and after flipping down the other cars back seat, there were my hubcaps.
As a thank you for minding my hubcaps my friend took a dump on the drivers seat and wiped up with some important looking papers that were in a brief case in the back seat. We then locked up the car and left. I sure hope that guy sat down before he realized what was there. I hate thieves and rarely have a gotten a chance to exact revenge in this manner. I wonder if some will read this and remember an unpleasant clean up...if so...you deserved it.
...and I even got my hubcaps back!