OT: EBAY support is too funny!

Here is an abbreviation of an online support episode I had with EBAY.
Ebay billing support, how may I help you?
My account was locked on the final day of a listing. I was unable to
reply to any bidders questions before it ended. Reserve was not met and I would like credit for the listing and then relist it.
Your account shows it was locked because someone accessed it from more than 2 different PC's in the same day.
Yes, I used my home PC, a friends PC and also checked using my web phone during the day. May I please have a credit so I can relist the ad?
I'll transfer you to security. I have confirmed they are the only team that can address your problem.
Ebay security support, I have reviewed your chat. I need to transfer you to billing about the credit.
I was just chatting with billing. They transferred me to you.
I am transferring you to billing now. Please wait.
Ebay billing support, I have reviewed your chat and will now transfer you to security. I have confirmed they are the correct team to address your problem. I'll transfer you now.
Ebay security, I have reviewed your chat and my supervisor confirmed that you need to talk with the Account Takeover Dept. I will transfer you to ATD now.
Ebay ATD, I have reviewed your chat and have confirmed this is a billing issue. I will transfer you now.
Ebay billing, please wait for the next available representative. You are number 25 in the que..... ======================= This was after 1 1/2 hours of mostly waiting online in ques only to be transferred!! This is abbreviated. I was transferred many more times to several other support teams. I gave up and may try again some other day!!
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On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:20:51 -0700, Miles wrote:

So..............
after all that do you feel "supported"???
<GBMFG>
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I'd have to think that Nathan's getting dizzy from spinning around at such a high RPM! ;+)
Ken
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Excuse me! It's got me so dizzy that I'm mistaking Miles for Nathan!.
Ken
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Hmmmm....The one liners that come to mind. <G>
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On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:33:29 -0400, Roy wrote:

You've never held back before, why start now?<GBG>
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Come on, Roy, get da machine out of your mind.
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