dispense with Naval terms

Some posters need help with their word power.

The easy excuse of peer pressure must be the reason why they drink beer and cuss like a sailor!

The scare of self improvement must be the very reason they have hard time reading?

Is this why their reading abilities are at 5th grade level which contributed to a 5th grade vocabulary?

They must claim at the same time to graduate from high school to mask their inabilities!

Why do the exhibit frustration indirectly within their postings?

Some must love using trailer trash language to try and prove their manhood!

I also have a complaint that a few get adversarial by their expressions are of cuss words.

This must be cute or sheikish ploy to get their point across at the expense to many non cussing posters.

Word power may be a solution for this dilemma.

By studying a better use of their language skills would lend to an enhancement of credibility.

Please begin using better language!

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Haha. But uh oh...Ken's going go off on you with his gibberish.

Time to *plonk* the address Ken's using this time around

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Phillip Schmid

It is ironic that someone who professes to be a master of the english language posts a message rife with grammatical errors. In an effort to help "non_cusser" improve his grammatical skills, I will correct his or her errors.

and cuss like a sailor! ("a sailor" should read "sailors")

reading? ( "hard time" should read "a hard time")

contributed to a 5th grade vocabulary? ("non_cusser" is a good case in point!)

their inabilities! (Fortunately, "non_cusser" makes no such claim)

should read "they")

manhood! ("and" should read "to")

are of cuss words.(The word "are" is superfluous and should be omitted)

expense to many non cussing posters. ("to" should read "of")

enhancement of credibility. (This sentence is an abortion of the english language! It should simply read: " A better use of language skills would enhance credibility.")

a minimum of 7 grammatical errors in your post. Were I to count your penultimate paragraph as 3 errors instead of 1, you have made 9 grammatical errors! I would suggest you take remedial english classes!!!)

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Sting Ray

Ha, Ha! You're right Phillip. Ken must be having a slow day in Herndon, Va. He must not realize that his lack of grammatical skills is exceeded only by his lack of internet savvy! *lol* It is interesting that both Ken Heslin and non_cusser both have the same I.P address 65.25.144.64 and both get their service from Road Runner in Herndon. Isn't that what we call computer illiteracy?

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Sting Ray

That is fantastic to observe Philly and Stinky are resident experts.

Is that like Goats and Vettes grazing at the same moment in time?

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non_cusser

And you are a PHD? That you for some constructive criticism. The rest is consider the source. When will you arrive at my abode so you can be greeted with a red carpet? So what is your mission in life?

grammatical

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non_cusser

Who ARE you? Are you the language police? I think that you're a legend in your own mind. Why don't you just go fornicate the old pup and leave well enough alone.

****************************************** I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. ~ Thomas Jefferson ~
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Rich B

You only seem to open your mouth long enough to switch feet! I will once again correct your use of the english language.

certainly didn't major in English!)

appropriate response would be: "As far as your other comments are concerned, I will consider the source." If I may quote from an earlier correction of one of your comments Ken, "A better use of language skills would enhance credibility")

(Ken, do you mean "when will I arrive at your mommy and daddy's home" where you still live in Sterling, VA??? Would you like me to post your address and phone number as well?)

show you there is always someone smarter than you in any NewsGroup Ken. So stop the self-righteous pontificating Ken. Go back to your classroom and take that remedial english class which I suggested earlier. Ken, if you intend this to be a battle of wits, I would suggest to you that you are completely unarmed! Have a nice day Ken! ;-) )

expressions

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Sting Ray

Is that the best you can do Ken? It's better to remain silent and appear stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!! *LOL*

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Sting Ray

Not I you are the one opening your big mouth. So you can bring it on. Let the whole world see what kind of person you really are now.

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non_cusser

grammar is that?)

really are now. (We already see who the one is whose "reading abilities are at 5th grade level which contributed to a 5th grade vocabulary"!!! *LOL*)

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Sting Ray

Hey Sting, Stinky or Stingy:

You are not proving anything by expanding your ignorance.

When will you even dare to use your real name Mr. Ego instead of Sting Ray, Stink Ray or Stingy Ray?

I only allow friends that are in my peer group to use my name. So you must use an alias to disguise your birth name? Oh how creative.

Since when can anyone rely upon you Mr. Ray Super Ego fiberglas wonder (Sting Ray, Stink Ray or Stingy Ray) to lend any credible criticism? Are you by chance a museum piece.

Oh you must be the man? By now your pain threshold must be very low. Another super ego ex president said many times "I feel your pain." Well, I could care less about your pain.

How do you like for someone to "dish" it back. Please enroll in a angry management class and get off of your high horse.

"You can give it but you can't take it, can you? Grow up. This Newsgroup isn't for you." So this is the only type of criticism you can levy.

What kind of grammar is this? "(Hmmm. Who was it that suggested that people with poor grammar resort to cussing?" Are you poor and that you are ass-sumeing?

"It appears that others resort to childish name calling." So how do you affix a label to your act?

To suggest I implied anything pertaining to your question is sheer stupidity that proves you can't read.

Now you are the one that can't take it!

Why would I want to lower myself to your level and go to your pathetic newsgroups "alt.crybabies.Stinky", "alt.crybabies.Sting", "alt.crybabies.Stingy", "alt.crybabies.RayEgoStinkyStingStingy".

Since when did you acquire any proprietary right to claim ownership of this newsgroup?

Please grow up, stop your childish attempt to prove anything, and prove your self worth!

PS. The sooner you grow up. You may actually conquer your ego beyond reproach vacillating.

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non_cusser

I don't give an aerial copulation in a taurus-like pastry from Krispy-Kreme...

"education is the progressive discovery of our own ignorance" --Will Durant "people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to " Jerry Seinfeld "if we don't have a sense of humor, we can't have a sense of perspective --Wayne Thiboux

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Dennis

uhm no... trolls Crosspost to get responses shown to friends....

if you wanna really rile people up, go trolling in the alt.fan.limbaugh groups or the breastfeeding forums...

"education is the progressive discovery of our own ignorance" --Will Durant "people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to " Jerry Seinfeld "if we don't have a sense of humor, we can't have a sense of perspective --Wayne Thiboux

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Dennis

Is this how you ask for a nipple?

perspective --Wayne Thiboux

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non_cusser

How are the donuts today?

perspective --Wayne Thiboux

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non_cusser

Oh Richy, I could be your worst nightmare

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non_cusser

Do you really know about an old pup. How are your wifes?

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non_cusser

Stop what you are doing immediately!

Go look at yourself in the mirror.

Now open your mouth and read out loud: "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"

Now what do you see? Your reading out loud answer your request!

It is a gapping hairy mouth with puffed lips that may remind you of a anal cavity!

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non_cusser

(Ken, I find it sad that you continue to prove your own theory that people with poor communicative skills resort to name calling. Heed your own advice.)

(Au contraire mon ami, it is you who only opens your mouth long enough to switch feet! *LOL* I would humbly suggest that you try to learn from what I have told you to mitigate your own ignorance of the english language.)

Ray, Stink Ray or Stingy Ray?

You are clearly a novice to NewsGroups Ken. Few participants in NewsGroups use their own name to avoid mass solicitaion from spammers. Am I to assume that "non-cusser" is your real name? No. You screwed up and naievely posted it. Silly boy!

So only your mum and dad and a handful of other functional illiterates call you Ken? Bwaa, Haa, Haa!

Is this still "non-cusser" speaking? What an unusual birth name!

(Sting Ray, Stink Ray or Stingy Ray) to lend any credible criticism? Are you by chance a museum piece.

You continue to prove your own theory that people with poor communicative skills resort to name calling. Heed your own advice Ken and admit defeat. Everyone but you seems to know that you have lost the war of words.

Another super ego ex president said many times "I feel your pain." Well, I could care less about your pain.

I find no pain whatsoever in communicating with you Ken. But you must admit that your lack of sensible or even witty responses is most amusing.

management class and get off of your high horse.

Ken, I have no need of an "angry management class", but you may wish to consider an "anger" management class. Is an "angry management class" a class that teaches you to be angry?

isn't for you." So this is the only type of criticism you can levy.

Ken, this is only criticism if you consider it such. Even then, it would have to be considered as constructive criticism. I prefer to think of it as a teaching excercise to get your communicative skills up to a level with the rest of us.

people with poor grammar resort to cussing?" Are >you poor and that you are ass-sumeing?

Ken, you missed the closing bracket in your quote. My comment was proper grammar until you misquoted it. You just don't seem to be able to grasp the english language Ken. *sigh*

affix a label to your act?

I would call it an english lesson. I didn't call anyone a name. I just directed you to an appropriate NewsGroup where you could better employ your abilities. You are the one who continues to persist in name calling.

stupidity that proves you can't read.

Once again, you have communicated poorly Ken. What "question" are you referring to? Ken, if you cannot express yourself with good english, how do you expect us to understand what the heck you are talking about?

I would say that I'm more than holding my own Ken. Are you truly that dumb that you can't see you have lost the war of words?

newsgroups "alt.crybabies.Stinky", alt.crybabies.Sting", "alt.crybabies.Stingy", "alt.crybabies.RayEgoStinkyStingStingy".

You are clearly far beneath my level of communicative skills Ken. Who was it that suggested that people with poor grammar resort to cussing? It appears that others resort to childish name calling. ;-) You're doing it again Ken.

*LOL*

We can only hope that you are not the grammar "expert" in the group Ken! We already see that you are the one whose "reading abilities are at 5th grade level which contributed to a 5th grade vocabulary"!!! *LOL* You must have misread one of my comments Ken, because I made no claim of "any proprietary right to claim ownership of this newsgroup". Perhaps you should consider taking a remedial reading class to supplement your remedial english class. ;-)

I can understand why you would want me to stop my attempts to improve your reading and grammatical skills, because I am sure that it is most embarrassing for you. Ken, your teachers clearly stopped their attempts to help you and look at the end result. You need the help Ken, not just with your communicative skills, but also with your low self esteem. I can help you with the former Ken, but I'd suggest a psychologist for the latter.

reproach vacillating.

That last sentence was deplorable grammar Ken. Your mum and dad must be terribly disappointed with the waste of the money spent on your education.

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Sting Ray

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