TRUE STORY Or So I was Told???
Recently on patrol,a new State Trooper was parked across the street of a well known bar in an area of Oklahoma (to remain nameless).
After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinker on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The trooper having waited patiently all this time, now started up his SUV, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the trooper said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Okie. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy
Dave B
"63 Avanti R1493 3sp. o/d