The Studebaker Lark and the Avanti were pretty cars. You can even see
> beauty in VW Rabbit and the Chevy II. But there is only ugliness in
> today's crop of automobiles.
I'm with most of what you say.
> December's issue of Consumer Reports features the lineup of subcompacts
> from Toyota, Nissan, Kia, and Hyundai. They're butt ugly, uglimobiles.
> For various reasons they turn me off.
Front ends. Most look like they're grinning faces. Cars like the Lark had
> a radiator opening and a tasteful, simple grill.
See the Chrysler 300 and Magnum for ugly, also the Audi for more ugly on the front. But look at the Mercedes cars, they are actually very nice looking.
Bring back some chromium and I don't refer to pimp wheels. Brightwork has
> its place, particularly on bumpers because paint is easily marred; chrome
> can take a lickin' and keep on shinin'.
To so degree I say. My '95 Concord has a small chrome strip on the upper part of the bumpers. The bumpers are a practical matching color matt paint which doesn't easily scratch. The bumpers painted shiny as the body are just cheap manufacturing that leads to you not liking your scratched up bumpers after a few years. Total chrome bumpers become ugly very quickly where road salt is used in the winter.
> Tires are all wrong. Those -55s have to be a engineer's nightmare royale.
> Hit a brick or pothole and they'll cut themselves to pieces or even break
> the wheels. Rough and noisy riding. Scrubbing on turns has got to be the
> norm -- just roll one by hand and try to turn its direction. They won't > turn.
Also very wide tires are sheer hell driving in snow, regardless of the tread. They FLOAT on the snow. There are much worse tires than 55s, I've seen 35 and even 25/295 on BMWs. These excessively low profile tires and even the rims are failing when a sharp pot hole is hit. The cost of replacing worn tires is something else; I can get a set of 4 for less than what they cost each.
Sensible tire profile also allows them to store a full sized spare or equally as important store the flat tire. A recent Consumers Reports covered high end sports cars, with extremely low profile tires. Several solved the spare problem by not having one. Obviously toy cars for just urban driving. Run flat tires don't meet my highway driving requirements.