In news:9QsGf.17486$ snipped-for-privacy@newsfe7-win.ntli.net, Alan Dennison wrote something quite bizarre, possibly in an effort to confuddle the world. It went like so;
Alternator has bitten the dust.
My 1st Range Rover did *exactly* the same thing, but mine thought the best time to seek attention was on Boxing Night in a hotel car park miles from anywhere.
Which was nice of it.