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Yep, that personal detail. See, Ive a feeling that in and of itself, thats a

> reasonably innocent post. But taken in conjunction with previous posts, > there is the possibility that Ultimate could argue the STD code

followed by

some X's could be interpreted as a threat to post the full number at another > time. If Ultimate were to pick some previous posts where X's were later > substituted with full address details, Im reasonably confident that whoever > received that complaint would consider it a very real threat.

Oh, FFS, Sausage, please don't try to bother demonstrating your inability to grasp the law. We know it anyway.

> BTW, your recent post is well archived. > > Which recent post? Heres a freebie since its Christmas - my ship did have > internet access but I was too busy sunbathing/swimming with > dolphins/submarining/horse riding/whale watching/... to bother with you for > the whole 16 days

Mmm. Is that all? Been there, done that, got more T shirts than you. So. You're the only one who has travelled then, eh? What makes you think I did not do what you've done, but years ago? You forget, I'm a lot older and most certainly wiser, than you, kidda.

> Expect further details in the new year. > > Ive been expecting further details since you offered to send me a bill for > your time about two months ago. Funny, all my other mail is

arriving....

> > I didn't think it fair to spoil your Christmas > > > Oh dont hold back on my account Stan! My dear and close family have gone to > bed exhausted by jet lag. Ive had a convivial pint with the lads where we > all wished each other sincere best wishes for the season. Im

reasonably

chilled.... do feel free to tell me what youre hoping to achieve.

Translation of Sausage-speak -

'I got back from my first ever proper holiday knackered like the others, but they were so pissed off with me after 16 days of my company that they all used the excuse of jet-lag and got off to bed sharpish. However, I was so full of my boastful and belligerent self that I decided to inflict myself on any other who could not easily avoid me, as I had worn out my welcome with my so-called nearest and dearest.

Despite being knackered from only my second ever trip on an real aeroplane (Oooh, the trip out there was a big adventure, so I must be a big boy now) I went to the local, bored the pants of the long-suffering regulars who smirked at me behind my back, and as I was utterly incapable of understanding my effect on them, I went home to connect to the net and boast to the rest of the world who won't argue back and also harass Stan as soon as I was able to.

As to 'the lads', well, the lousy sods kept laughing at something or other, but I don't understand just what they were getting at, the bastards. They always seem to do this when I arrive, but they never seem to explain the joke to me.

Never mind, I'll get them back one day.

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Stan Mould
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Well no I did some snorkelling, sunbathing, flightseeing, and a lot of drinking too.

Good for you!

Did you enjoy it?

Oh dear, it was going so well but now you sound a bit,,, well.... childish. Isnt this where you say something like "my dads bigger than your dad"?

Um, no. Im sure LOTS of people do. They must do, I saw loads of them on the plane. Still, from someone who has posted in the past how hard it is to save a tenner a week, I dont expect to see you on the beach ;o)

Umm, I *would* ask you to point out where I said or even inferred that you hadnt, but I know youll do your usual slinking off and not replying when challenged, so I wont bother

Archived. And I rather suspect that you will be the subject of that emotion, had you the insight to understand it. In the meantime, I see that as a deliberately taunting remark, designed to do nothing else but harass another.

Damn, Stanley, you really do know how to shoot yourself in the foot dont you? Hypocritical maggot ;o)

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Ted A Turner

what a pair of fannies.....

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Doug

Youre a retard Stanley. I was posting to someone else entirely, pointing out how YOUR libels could land him in the shit for repeating them. Do try to keep up

my fantasy of you Stanley involves a noose and a fallen chair ;o)

Yeah, I was right. Youre not. Why bother suing a halfwit with no cash?

Stanley I have to confess to being confused. For more than four months, youve been spouting in here that you are already well down the road toward issuing a claim for harassment - or possibly libel - against me. Day in, day out, the same repetitive old Mould bovine excrement. Im more than a bit nonplussed, then, at why you seem so keen to receive a claim from me? Surely your own abuse of the court, ooops sorry I meant to say claim, would be first? Or has your one remaining pal advised you not to bother and pointed out how difficult life will be for you when you lose?

Its already exposed to see for all here Stanley. Thats why your previous ISP unceremoniously threw you out, why your current ISP have warned you about your conduct, but why my own ISP still host me. Like I told you before Stwanley, with your strange belief youre being harassed you appear to be in a minority of one ;o)

If I 'dare'? LMFAO wow is this what youre reduced to? Come on Stan, surely you can manage a NNEEER NNERRR as well? You are truly pathetic, and if you imagine youre going to goad me into dancing with you where you have nothing to lose then youre a thicker dork than I imagined. Which would be hard. If you decide youre gonna sue then I shall look forward to kicking your fat arse. Till youve issued the form, FOAD.

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Ted A Turner

I'm glad you raised the subject of boring travel tales, Seepage.

Remember posting this little gem? Not content with boring people, you even do it in a silly phonetic Geordie accent:

"Aa hadda laff a few yors ago. Aa went to a confrins in Ann Arbor, Michigan, where Aa had a mate living anyway. Aa'd got lots uv contacts in the Stayuts wee Aa knew by letter and phone, but never met. Anyway, Aa met 'em aal in a posh restaurant in Ann Arbor, and Aa'd bort a few prezzie's from England for them, lyke, ye knaa, English tea etc. Aa give one bonny lad from New York sum Colman's mustard as a prezzy and he spread it on his breed roll t' eat while wu waited fo' the scran t' cum. Aa waarned him it wuz a bit hotta then the puffy mild Yank stuff but he widdn't lissen. Whey, ye bugger, man, he norly spat his tongue oot!! Worra laff!! We hed to get him a whole jug (sorry, pitcher) uv iced watta te cool him doon! He coffed for ages efta. Thet wuz bad enuff, but then he grabbed a bottle uv HP sauce Aa'd got wirrus. He asked if it wuz strang, so Aa sed nowt, and he did the same bliddy thing again! Mind ye, aal the Yanks hed a birruv mustard and sum HP, and sed it wuz deed gud, even if an acquired taste. Wonder how they'd manage a vindaloo on a Saturday night after the pub?"

Still, that wasn't a holiday, was it? No, it was a c "Met Kate Kelly and Peggy Ramundo at a conference on Adult AD/HD in Ann Arbor a few years ago. We went boozing together and there was a lot of salacious flirting, too!"

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Scorer

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