Air horns ..........

Pull out your wallet, Steve.

Why do you want something this loud?

And your drivers license and proof of insurance if you blow that horn in California, as what you suggest is illegal here.

JC Whitney has them too.

Al

For the times when someone does something so stupid that I really need to get their attention instantly.

My father used to ask me that.......... "Why do you HAVE to ........?"

Maybe just because I can.

Steve

I stay away from the Republik of Kalifornia for just those reasons. But, when I do HAVE to go there, I observe all their laws. Like leaving my concealed firearms at home.

The horns would have a separate control, as I had in my motorhome for the two separate horns.

Discretion is the better part of valor, and the degree of danger dictates the degree of leniency of any PO. Indiscriminate use of the big horn would not be a smart idea anywhere.

A couple of my wallet IDs would help assuage the officer's hostility, too.

Steve

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Sounds like you are just a big kid looking for attention. Hopefully, the cops will give you some if you blow an obnoxious horn like that in traffic.

Please give me your personal cell number, and I will call you for your approval first before I use it.

Steve, who personally doesn't worry about "the cops".

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I don't give out my number to children.

So, you like to break the laws on the road, act like an ass in traffic, be a general idiot and a bother to others while driving?

No, I am a safe driver. Haven't been stopped in nine years. But then, my vehicle has special identification that any police officer recognizes as agency issued.

Steve

yeah, sort of like the way he acts here.

It will make him think his penis is bigger than the nubbin that it is.

beekeep

And your fascination with other men's penises is ...............?

oh oh. i think beekeep may have hit a nerve this time.

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"Agency issued", you say? Let me guess, you have one of those bright yellow license plates identifying you as a reckless driver?

Wrong.

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Ok, then they are bright orange license plates?

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He appears to be a bit high on his truck. That's ok, so long as he's not high while driving it.

Ain't that the truth. Even our "republican" governor is pretty far left.