Found this on one of my bike forums and just KNEW it would be
How many (Dodge truck) owners does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the lightbulb,and to post that it has been changed.
14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbs,and how said
lightbulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs.
6 to argue over whether it is a "lightbulb" or a "light bulb",and
another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid.
2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
16 know it alls who claim they are in industry,and that light bulb is
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs,and to please take
this discussion to a light bulb forum.
11 to defend the posting to this forum,saying that we all use
lightbulbs ,therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum.
36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superior,where to
buy these bulbs,what brand works best for this technique,and what
brands are faulty.
5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 people to post "I can't see their !@#^%$ light bulbs".
7 people to post URL's where one can see examples of lightbulbs.
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly,and then post the
13 to link all posts to date,quote them in their entirety,including
allheaders and signatures,and add "Me Too".
5 posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the lightbulb controversy.
4 to say " didn't we go through this a short time ago?"'
13 to say " do a search on lightbulbs before posting a question on
1 to bring politics into the discussion,by adding that the current
president is not the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from
now ,and start it al over again.