Dear Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that you believe that you are in charge of the internet.
That is *in fact* incorrect.
When my husband, Mr. Trellis, passed away 2 years ago, he left me in charge.
I have the rule book here, should anyone wish to verify the fact that I am 'de facto' in charge of the internet.
Other kind folk of the internet: Please disregard all posts from Backpassage Megalomaniac.
I thank you for your indulgence.
Mrs. Trellis.