chevy suburban wont start

Jun 13, 2007 3 Replies
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chevy suburban wont start Hope to find you in good spirits and good health. I have a 1995 chevy suburban that wont make a sound. I have a new battery, alternator, and starter that tested good in two different shops. I also cleaned the battery posts. It is a 350 engine 1/2 ton. I took the starter down and reinstalled it. And when I went to reconnect the battery it tried to start. So I disconnected the battery, and followed the same precedure. Still no sound. Could you help me out?

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It's a Chevy.

Here's the solution:

-- Get a new gas can and fill it with 5 gallons of gas.

-- Pour the gas from the can all over the inside of the Suburban.

-- Leave one window open.

-- Stand back and toss a lighted match through the open window.

-- Tell your insurance company "It just exploded and I was lucky to get out alive."

-- Take your insurance check and buy a Ford.

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Yeah and when he has problems with the ford he wont have to buy the gas can or gas cause they self ignite.

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