Got a phone call from the Jeep Dealer tonight...

Our sales guy called to tell us he found a home for Libby. He didn't know what to say when I started asking questions like "Are they nice? Will they be good parents?"

It cracked me up. He was really looking for the headrests for the back seat (I had given them to the service manager) but it was cool that he told us.

He said that the folks had a choice between a brand new one and Libby and they chose her.

Of course they did, it was a better deal! The little thing was loaded.. with all of my Christmas presents dang it!

So, I told him to tell them to take care of her, or else. He laughed and said he would.

Dang it! I forgot to tell him that she uses Mobile-1!

Kate

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Kate
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Thats too funny Kate!

When I ordered my TJ you shoulda heard the sales guy laughing at the specs I had. Little things, like I wouldnt accept cloth seats. He said he had _never_ heard that before. lol.

Glad Libby has a new home!

-jenn

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jbjeep

OK, what did I miss? You just got the thing and now your selling it?!?

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noneyabusiness

Sounds like she got one little scratch on it and then sold it... Couldn't stand her Libby losing it's cherry?

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Grumman-581

"noneyabusiness" wrote : OK, what did I miss? : You just got the thing and now your selling it?!? : : ?? :

You've been napping! Yes, I traded it in on a Rubicon about three weeks ago. Where the heck have YOU been?

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Kate
*said in a good spiritid way* *F* you !
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Kate

She traded it in for a TJ.

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Tomes

I feel your angst. When I was forced to sell Charlene, I deliberately sold to an outfit 100 mi. away so that I wouldn't have to see her on a daily basis. You and I know what people *would* do to a nice Mustang GT, and I don't want to see the carnage happen. I have enough nightmares about it now as it is. I don't need to see the transformation to confirm my worst fears.

I know too many people who have sold cherished cars to so-called "Nice Folks", only to later find out they've gone to an abusive home.

One prime example for those who don't understand:

A neighbor sold his Dad's cherished '61 Chrysler a few years ago. His dad bought it new, and babied it throughout the 40+ years he owned it. It had a big V-8, A/C, power everything and every option available back then. Always garaged, always clean and well tuned, the works. Most every day, you'd see him buffing it with a soft, old diaper and some wax, all the while talking to it gently. It always shined like a new penny and the interior looked brand new. The engine ran like a fine Swiss Watch. It was always a treat just to see him take it out for a Sunday spin around the block. Oh, such devotion to a wonderful old machine!

After Larry's Dad passed away, he sold it to a used car dealership, who in turn sold it to a local woman. No one thought much about it until a few months later when I spotted it here in town. I was not prepared for what I witnessed.

The body now had several dents and scrapes in it, and it was FILTHY front to back, and had never been washed. It looked like it had been driven through a stockyard. One taillight was smashed - looked it it had been backed into a wall or something. Inside was a large, gross-looking blonde woman chain-smoking cigarettes and flicking the butts and ashes onto the floor. Her POODLE was running around the back seat, pressing it's slimy little mug onto every window it could get to.

The interior of that car must now smell oh, so nice. Looking back, I close my eyes and envision the stomach-souring odor of feces, rancid tobacco smoke, dog piss, fast-food grease, perspiration and hair dye that must now be permeating the interior of that once-beautiful old car. And tears well in my eyes for the beauty and purity that has been forever lost.

I was mortified. I thought, if only Larry's dad could see what has become of his baby, he would roll over in his grave. I never told Larry what I saw - it would have made him cry.

Thankfully, I haven't seen it since. I pray she and Toto did a "Thelma & Louise" off a cliff or something to spare Planet Earth of her putrid Redneck ways, and to allow this poor, tortured old car to die with dignity.

So, (ahem) truly, I understand your concern about the demise of 'Libby'. And I say it is justfied. Cars are more than machines. They are living, consuming, breathing beings that need love attention just like anything else. In a way, we give back to them for the work they do for us, and we should all be grateful for this gift that has been given to us.

-JD

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JD Adams

Good story JD. It's sad to hear that the old car was so poorly treated.

I'm glad that Libby got a home. How good I don't know but it's nothing I can control. I'll be sure to say hi to the new owners if I get the chance.

I was REALLY pleased when I found that the guy that bought Shug treats her like the primadonna that she is and always has been. I think he gives her the attention I did for the first few years before I began losing interest.

I have this wild hair though. I'll let you know if I do it.

I still have a key and a couple of remotes that fit Shug. I'm thinking that when I drive past his place and she is outside, I will hit the panic button LOL

Or, if I pass her on the street going the opposite direction.

You know, kinda like gremlins. No one would know it's me.

A young lady was driving her the other day, parked right next to me.

If I had the remote I would have hit the lock button just as she started to open the door to get in.

I'm telling you, I think it would be piss your pants funny!

We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.

he he he he he

Kate

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Kate

In article , jbjeep wrote: #Thats too funny Kate! # #When I ordered my TJ you shoulda heard the sales guy laughing at the #specs I had. #Little things, like I wouldnt accept cloth seats. He said he had #_never_ heard that #before. lol.

He probably never sat in a cloth seat after the temperature reached dew point with the top down. Wet leather or vinyl seats can be dried off enough to be bearable using a towel in about 30 seconds. It takes forever for a cloth seat to dry out and whoever sits in one that is still wet look like they pee'ed themselves.

/herb

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Herb Leong

ROFL! After she gets in, hit the unlock/lock button a few times. That should freak her out enough that she'll get all wide-eyed and soil herself. Muhahahaha!!!

(Note to self: never buy a used car ever again.)

-JD

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JD Adams

Oh crap.... thanks for the warning Herb.

Kate

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Kate

At this rate you are exceeding Nathan Collier's Jeep purchase per year ratio, and that is saying something

Reply to
Matt Macchiarolo

You forgot to add, "and the horse you road in on"...

Reply to
Grumman-581

LOL.. .I ain't got nuttin again' yer horse mister.

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Kate

Two is my Limit Matt. I can't afford any more. We be po' folk ya know!

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Reply to
Kate

heh......i like buying jeeps.

Reply to
Nathan W. Collier

What's your record Nate?

Reply to
Kate

heh......depends. kept one of my '03's for only 5-6 days. :-)

Reply to
Nathan W. Collier

Dang.. and I thought I was quick to change my mind. Or did something terrible happen to it?

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Kate

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