Emergency services attended a report of an Earthquake felt across the country last night. The Epicentre was at a Lincolinshire camp site called "Brandy Wharf"
Reporters spoke to Hagrid who said "Warrrrrrr grrr yaaaarrrr shook me challet". Meanwhile officials tried to work out what was new damage and what was "normal". Specialist teams have been deployed to sample various cider bottles for contamination.
We contacted the Government to ask what they were doing to prevent future reoccurances. "I can reassure the public that no personal data was lost during the 12 second tremor, we have found a large hole and we're looking in to it" Said a local M.P. The chancellor claimed the incident was ,"Nothing what so ever to do with the collapse of the Northern rock".
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