Just listened to the Prime Minister - during his keynote speech at the Labour Party Conference.
He has just admitted that he doesn't have a reverse gear.
Does this mean he's failled his MOT and should be removed from the road? Is his insurance now void? Should he be scrapped, or should a repair be attempted?
How will this affect his tax?
If he were a horse, would he be destined for the knackers?
Martyn
Twas Tue, 30 Sep 2003 17:15:06 +0100 when Mother put finger to keyboard producing:
As a friend once said about me, "if he be a horse he'd be shot!"
-- Regards. Mark.(AKA, Mr.Nice.) ___________________________________________________________ "To know the character of a man, give him anonymity" - Mr.Nice.
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