Just listened to the Prime Minister - during his keynote speech at the Labour Party Conference.
He has just admitted that he doesn't have a reverse gear.
Does this mean he's failled his MOT and should be removed from the road? Is his insurance now void? Should he be scrapped, or should a repair be attempted?
How will this affect his tax?
If he were a horse, would he be destined for the knackers?
Martyn