Pimped your ride off a dogging

You di know what dogging is don't you?

;~)

-- Subaru WRX Range Rover LSE (Bob)

'"gimme the f*ckin' money"

One of the kids I was teaching on Friday told me I was "safe" ?????

Yea right on brother ( that lost him ! :-)) )

Haven't a clue- care to translate?

nope but I will give you a link to follow

Be careful what you wish fo :) (link target may cause offence - grown-ups only)

Means your landy will come back looking like a plasterers onsite radio........................ Yuck!

On or around Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:29:03 -0000, "William Tasso" enlightened us thusly:

I liked the ten commandments though.

Good Lord! I see what you mean. Is this a popular pastime in rural areas of West Wales? LOL

Huw

Nah, the sheep can't drive.

Short rant - sort of, as I'm mainly not typing much at present...

There are a couple of nice, out-of-the-way country car parks that _used_ to be nice to park up in and take the 'real' doggie for a late night stroll under the moonlight.

One in particular - won't mention where, suddenly became very popular and I could never really work out what was going on as I generally didn't tend to pay much attention - just park up at the end and off into the night with Max.

Happened to be looking over some Court lists and noticed a sudden rise in 'certain types of cases'. Asked the Clerk out of interest what it was all about - and was told - clearly, erm, what it was all about...

Now, given that some of these 'cases' related to the car park mentioned above I felt;

a: lucky not to have been there when plod arrived...

b: somewhat disheartened not to have been invited to join it

(not serious about 'b:') - cutalongstoryshort - it's no longer a place I go to walk Max at night.

I've nothing against people expressing their desires and passions in whatever way they like TBH, but get a little disgruntled when they do it in such a way as to affect others who do not necessarily share those desires and passions.

On Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:01:56 +0000, Mother scribbled the following nonsense:

As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I have been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till after christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....

...and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...

Could have been worse. If she starts requesting late-night drives to out-of-the-way places wearing specialist underwear, worry.

Mother"

I've broken down twice in car parks (not in the landy, it's let me down the least out of the cars I've owned despite me owning it the longest) that, as darkness fell, started filling up with illicit sex types, perhaps it's my aftershave! I suppose it could be the lights that attract them, I'll turn them off next time.

What - the dog?

Richard

...and beamendsltd spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...