Shakespeare Unofficial

Apr 23, 2006 172 Replies

Next time, should the same demands be placed upon you, I'm sure we'll find a way of you being able to throw a sickie :-)

I think I'm going into cold turkey as it happens. Need more of the Di Garlic Bread - Malvern is a long way off, sweating... Oddly, the people in the office looked at me disdainfully when I rolled in humming Monty Python themes and quoting Peter Kay... :-)

||||| Course, you missed the armour clad folk at the brewery (sadly). ||||| |||||

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||| ||| Sadly, yes. But I assure you the M4, M3, M25, M23 and A23 were ||| absolutely gorgeous. Wouldn't have missed them for the world. || || i'll not rub salt in the wound by mentioning the 7 excellent beers we || tried at the end of the tour, or the fact that you could buy the || stuff || by the crate.....

No need. I had a great time. 10 hours driving (5 towing the caravan), then my head was spinning so much I didn't get to sleep until 4.30 am. Travelodge tea and coffee. Little Chef breakfast. The final day of an IOSH course plus written exam in a stuffy office, then 5 hours home again, Burger King on the motorway, and then when I get home I am so knackered I can't get to sleep. But I'll stop before I make you all jealous.

"Life - loathe it or ignore it, you can't love it." Marvin the paranoid android, wot I forgot in the quiz?

On Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:59:21 +0100, Mother scribbled the following nonsense:

yes, and you never saw me flaked out on burrts seats when SWMBO was describing my mates pete's jaw....

Actually, when I had my nipple pierced I also passed out....

On Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:00:24 +0100, "Graham G" scribbled the following nonsense:

think close to 3 figures......

On Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:00:48 +0100, "Richard Brookman" scribbled the following nonsense:

voice of experience, rich???

|| Actually, when I had my nipple pierced I also passed out....

Front or rear propshaft?

Simon Isaacs muttered summat about:

Blimy! I should have charged you more hehe. Hope its ok, should be, use them on the tractors and they seem to last a long time.

I dont know what it is but beer bought direct from the brewery by the crate tastes so much nicer than beer bought elsewhere.

On or around Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:59:21 +0100, Mother enlightened us thusly:

I thought you were offering a staple gun...

On or around Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:09:00 +0100, Mother enlightened us thusly:

and?

Now that could make for a very special, if not peaceful, Shakespeare Unofficial 2007!

Hey Graham - maybe build a wedding into it too?

On Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:07:55 +0100, Mother scribbled the following nonsense:

now there's a thought!!!!

I have some superglue, too...

(as used in Casuality these days)

I hate the way some people like to brag about their jet-set lifestyle.

Hope you've had the benefit of some quality sleep :-)

Equally as funny (at the time): Spotted "Richard" (so said the poor, yet 'fit' Swedish waitress) course we all ordered Spotted Dick :-)

I've been on the lookout for one for you - didn't Emma mention it?

Arrived - and those from Di - will put up tomorrow when have a bit of life :-)

Simon Isaacs muttered summat about:

er no...

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