Chadwick Stone© (chad_stone@127.0.0.1) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :
We got shot of all the loons we didn't want in that direction too.
Nicked a loaf of bread? South. God botherer? West.
There's a comedy on Radio 4 currently about the US War of Independence. One of the trailers includes the line :- "This war is all because we Americans don't want to be ruled by a mad idiot called George who only got the job because he's the son of another idiot called George"...