T i m ( snipped-for-privacy@spaced.me.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :
Pfffft. Have you tried NOT turning up in a brand new Merc with a wallet full of 20s hanging out your pocket, mate...?
Where are you? Did you say N London? Drop me an email if you are (address works) and I'll put you onto somebody who's usually got something useful for less than half that grand. As an example, the Xant I mentioned I bought for my ol' man was £500 about four/five years ago, with a new genuine clutch and cambelt in it - and is still going strong. I think it's had a clutch cable in that time.